Record of Achievement

from Cuddles by DOOMFOOT

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I get excited at the prospect
of the digital camera
that the girly in the rock club
always carries around

she takes the photos of the indie boys
and the girls in their short skirts
they turn their faces to the lens and
they pull a beautiful smile

but when she comes my way she
(does what?)
she simply walks right past me
(no way!)
it's like she doesn't see me
it's like I'm invisible

so at the very next couple
(what do you do?)
as she's lining up the shot I
(do what)
I wait for the very moment that
the flash light goes
that the flash light goes wagh

that picture's going in my record of achievement!

I took myself to the zoo
with nothing much better to do
I saw a grizzly bear try to chew
a guy's head off and I was all like
oh my god, snap

I was musing on the meaning of life
cruising on an existential plain (woo)
when I saw a cute bunny rabbit chewing a leaf
and I thought 'I have to get myself a photo of that'

I was getting my tan on
at the beach in the summertime
I saw a topless woman
and the shutter lens went click

well, her husband wasn't happy
he came storming right over
I've still got the bruises
you can see them all online, wow

that picture's going in my record of achievement!

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from Cuddles, released December 6, 2010
Written, recorded and performed by Stuart Smythe

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DOOMFOOT UK

Once upon a time Stuart 'The Rage' Smithers had a dream. That dream was to become a cyborg; transplant his organic brain into a metal bionic body, fly into space and take over the galaxy. Unfortunately he didn't have any scientific knowledge or the necessary funding, so instead he started a 'comedy band side project' in the vague hope that someday people might actually pay money for his music. ... more

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