Look @ Mah Bum


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Yo, look at mah bum it's big and it's round
everybody comes from around the town to see it
You knowa they just can't believe it
Simply blows their goddamn mind son
Just can't get enough of my bum
Gonna need to take a vacation
When you see my steely buns
Ooh, look at my steely buns
Ooh, check out my sexy bum
Yo, lemme tell you bout mah bum; took a lot of hard grunt
I was in the gym every day for a month
And when I came out my butt looked great
And it was so big it could balance a plate
And a cup and a saucer and a nice big cake
A knife and a fork and a salt and pepper shaker
It was wide as a table, as big as a bus
Everybody gather round, but don't make a fuss


released December 11, 2014
Written, performed, recorded by Stuart Smythe



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Once upon a time Stuart 'The Rage' Smithers had a dream. That dream was to become a cyborg; transplant his organic brain into a metal bionic body, fly into space and take over the galaxy. Unfortunately he didn't have any scientific knowledge or the necessary funding, so instead he started a 'comedy band side project' in the vague hope that someday people might actually pay money for his music. ... more

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