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The Orange Monstrosity

by DOOMFOOT

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1.
I had a feelin you were somethin special I had a feelin you were one of a kind I had to come and take a closer look, girl But I really didn't think you'd mind Well, hey baby! I think we got ourselves a connection We got a freaky chemistry alright I think I'd like to get to know you much better I think I'd like to make some sweet love tonight Sweet sweet lovin yeah Now don't think I'd ever mess you around girl I'm not the kinda guy to lead astray, not me I just wanna use your sexual body In the most delirious way (take it guitar) Sweet sweet lovin yeah (guitar solo)
2.
Foot Of Doom 01:03
3.
Moochacha Moochacha Moochacha Moochacha (repeat to fade)
4.
Oh Yannis 03:05
Oh Yannis, oh Yannis On the Macedonian border Oh Yannis, oh Yannis Put a bullet through my heart (bom bom) Oh Spiros, oh Spiros Won't you weigh your Scales of Justice? Oh Spiros, oh Spiros Play your bazouki tonight (bom bom) Oh Stefanos, oh Stefanos Won't you let us bring your boat in? Oh Stefanos, oh Stefanos Won't you look into my eyes? (bom bom)
5.
Once upon a time I met a beautiful girl She had eyes deep blue and skin so placid It fell apart when I asked her her name and she turned to me and said 'Fanny Acid' Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a total shit But I have to admit she caught me off guard And it shames me to say it but I couldn't help myself; I started to laugh Well her eyes filled up in a significant way And I thought to myself, 'I can't let this happen! With eyes so blue and a figure so fine, This is just the kind of girl that I should be tapping!' So I took her to the movies And I took her to the Discotheque And then we went back to her place For some coffee and a Tête à Têt(e) And I was happy to report that She didn't live up to her name; Au contraire, what a sexy dame! Well, two years down the line things were going pretty well So I got down on one knee An old fashioned girl with old fashioned ways; She liked things traditionally But she hesitated, and looking down at me With a glint in her eyes She said 'I'm very very sorry but it just couldn't work. I could never marry you because your last name's Smythe!'
6.
He's a cat, he's got style He's a man who knows exactly what he wants And if he could get away with it He'd leave you looking the guilty one Everybody look sharp when he comes your way Or you just might not live to see another day He's got green eyes and a black body His name is Shellac and he smells a bit coddy (organ solo) See him walking down the street Like a guy who's got the world at his paws But don't you ever try to stop him Or he'll take you down without a second thought Everybody get down when he's in your hood Cos you don't want him to see you when he's up to no good He's got green eyes and a black body His name is Shellac and he smells a bit coddy (guitar solo)
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8.
Delusions 04:34
You and me we got friction And I kinda find it hot (oh yeah sugar, no sugar, no sugar, have a little bowl of sugar, sugar) But when you're living in a fiction It doesn't count for a lot (don't fight with me, lie with me baby, come have a little bite with me baby) I see a fight wherever I go! It's not my fault if you're deluded Can't be everything you seem to want me to be I guess it's part of it It's not my fault if I'm deluded Can't let anybody see what I haven't seen It's what you do to me Well I won't say I'm in heaven When we're giving it hell (you're an angel, you're a demon sugar, and like hell our love's steaming sugar) But if it keeps us together Then it's suiting us well (don't fight with me, lie with me baby, come have a little bite with me baby)
9.
You're there, waiting for me all the time I wish it wasn't so hard to make this line rhyme It's hard to say what you are But I cannot get away from you, not even at the bar You'll never escape the Orange Monstrosity You try but you can't get away The orange monster strikes with ferocity It'll come after you every freaking day You cannot escape You cannot escape My eyes see my life decay You cannot escape It'll wrap you up in tape My mind always kept at bay You attack with complex coded words The masses of users all concurred It'll suck you in, steal your life It'll somehow attack everyone's future wife You'll never escape that orange glow As day turns to night you'll see It'll never leave and you won't go There's no escaping The Orange Monstrosity You cannot escape You cannot escape It'll take your soul as a fee You cannot escape No you can't wear that cape Just leave me be!
10.
I wanna touch you in the mirror I wanna touch you in the face I wanna touch your beautiful body I wanna touch it all over the place I wanna touch you in the bathroom I wanna touch you in the hall I wanna touch you on the Eiffel Tower I wanna touch you on the Taj Mahal I wanna touch you in every tourist attraction That I could touch you in around the world I wanna touch you where the weather's hot babe I wanna touch you where the weather's cold I wanna touch you when the time's just right babe I wanna touch you when it's overdue I wanna touch you when you least expect it I wanna touch you till we stick like glue I wanna touch you with my magic fingers I wanna touch you with my sexual vibe I wanna touch you with my heart and soul babe But most of all I wanna touch you thighs I wanna touch you all the way past third base I wanna touch you all the way up to four I wanna touch you till my heart stops beating And even then I wanna touch you some more I wanna touch you like you were an oasis Out in a desert of death and despair I wanna touch you using only my tongue now I wanna rub my face into your hair When we make love All the oceans of the world light up With the glow of exotic jellyfish And the sun and the moon meet in the sky And make out, while below Famine becomes a feast Pestilence becomes a sexy dance Plague becomes vague War becomes...more! Now let me get something straight I don't wanna be your weekend lover And I think it would be such a waste If we couldn't be together You and me we were meant to be now We fit like a hand in a glove I wanna tell the whole wide world I think I'm falling in love! Woooaaaaahhhhhhhh wadaa waddaa woahh yeah

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released May 8, 2012

Written*, recorded and performed by Stuart Smythe

*except for title track 'The Orange Monstrosity' written and sung by Gareth Hogg, and 'Oh Yannis' written by David, Stuart and Kirsty Smythe

Big props to my cat, Shellac, who was there for me through the hard times.

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Once upon a time Stuart 'The Rage' Smithers had a dream. That dream was to become a cyborg; transplant his organic brain into a metal bionic body, fly into space and take over the galaxy. Unfortunately he didn't have any scientific knowledge or the necessary funding, so instead he started a 'comedy band side project' in the vague hope that someday people might actually pay money for his music. ... more

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